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DH

le 14/04/2008 à 21h55
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Previously on...desperate housewives

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Bree moved in...

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You can stay as long as you want. Mike went to Rehab...

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Mike went to Rehab...I will fix this

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Carlos faced a permanent illness...

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She's not gonna leave you because you lost your sight.

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you don't know Gaby.

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Dylan had questions about her father...

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The only thing you need to know about that man is he was a monster.

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why would you not tell me that?

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And Adam uncovered a secret...

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You told me it was all his fault.

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Now I find out it was yours.

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That one person wished he hadn't.

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Katherine Mayfair was not the kind of woman who liked to relive the past.

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But when her husband Adam left her,

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Katherine's life began to unravel,

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And the mistakes of her youth

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started to flash through her mind.

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She thought of Wayne Davis,the first man she married...

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And the first time he had hit her.

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She thought of how sincerely he apologized...

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And how meaningless his apologies were...

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And how she finally decided...

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To hit back.

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These were the thoughts going through katherine's mind...

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When her friends and neighbors arrived...

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Bearing gifts.

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Well,hello there.

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What's all this?

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We brought you muffins.

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And jam.

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Okay,uh,what's the occasion?

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Well,we heard you were having a rough time.

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So we just wanted you to know that we're here for you.

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Ah,so word is out that Adam's left me,

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And you thought that muffins and jam

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Would help me pick up the pieces.

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The jam was Bree's idea.

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- Susan! - I wanted to bring flowers,and I was shot down.

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That's all I'm saying.

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Katherine,we didn't come here to upset you.

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No,we thought that you just might need someone to talk to.

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No,you just thought you'd get the juicy details.

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No,we came here.

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We wanted to help you,to fix you lunch or clean your house.

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Or offer up our own houses for you to clean,

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If that's your thing.

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I'm fine,truly,

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And I do appreciate your concern,

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But... you know...

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Okay.

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I told them you weren't into jam.

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Susan!

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Look,I don't mean to pry,

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But given what I know about you and Adam,

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I'm surprised he was the one to do the leaving.

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Well,Bree,the truth is...

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I really don't want to talk about it.

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I understand,but whatever you do,

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Don't keep your feelings bottled up.

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You've got to let 'em out.

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I'll do that.

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Yes,

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katherine Mayfair,was not a woman who liked to relive the past.

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But lately,her life had begun to unravel.

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And she couldn't help thinking of all the mistakes she had made...

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And especially...

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The ones she had buried.

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It happened once a week on Wisteria Lane

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Like clockwork.

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The faithful would emerge from their homes

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In their sunday best...

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With their family bibles...

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And their rosary beads...

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And they would head off

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To their various houses of worship,

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Passing by a certain nonbeliever

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Who had never taken an interest in their ritual.

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But on this day,Lynette Scavo,

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For the first time in her life,

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Was struck by something...

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Get the ball.

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Something she would later think of

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As divine inspiration.

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We should go to church.

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What?

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Why? what did we do?

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Ah,it's just...

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We've been through a lot lately,

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And we have a lot to be thankful for.

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Don't you think we owe the big guy a little face time?

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Fine,fine. we'll go to church...

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Next week.

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Tom...

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I'm serious. what's the rush? God will still be there next Sunday.

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The Pistons,on the other hand...

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They lose today,they're gone for good.

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So I'm clear,

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You can't be bothered with saving your eternal soul

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Because the Pistons have no defense?

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Okay,look.

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You didn't grow up going to church.

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I did.

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My parents dragged me to st. anthony's every sunday.

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I've done my time.

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Well,I haven't.

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I have some questions I would like answered.

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And I don't know anything about God or Jesus,

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And our kids don't either. well,

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you don't have to go to church to learn that stuff.

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Yeah,I know about Jesus.

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See?

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He's the guy who helps out Santa Claus.

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Get dressed,kids. we're going to church.

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Mm-hmm. right.

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Orson,I don't want to be late.

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Services don't start 10:30.

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Yes,but I'm sure Edna Fletcher has been there since 9:00,

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Kissing up to reverend Sykes.

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Is this about the ladies' auxiliary again?

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Damn right.

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Bree,please,such language on a Sunday.

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I am sorry,but I have to make sure

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That he doesn't let her chair that committee.

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well,how could he?You plan every pancake breakfast.

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You organize every bake sale.

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you'd be a saint if our church believed in that sort of hogwash.

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Exactly,and all the while,where was Edna?

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Lounging around in zimbabwe in the peace corps.

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She won't let any of us forget it.

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Well,I wouldn't worry.

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Edna's "curing the village of dysentery" story

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Has long since lost its novelty.

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Oh,Lynette. Hi. You look pretty.

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What are you all dressed up for?

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Well,I decided I should go to church today.

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Yeah,Tom said the same thing.

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Anyway,since you're the most religious person I know,

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I was wondering if you would take us to your church.

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I would love that.

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We're...we're leaving right now. you can follow us.

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Great! just give me a second to sell Tom on the idea.

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You know,he was raised Catholic.

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Oh,don't go Catholic.

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All that standing and kneeling and genuflecting...

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I go for worship,not a workout.

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Mm. Not to mention the incense,which smells good at first

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Until you feel your breakfast coming back up.

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Okay.

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Well,I'll be right back.

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Oh,this is so exciting. I'm going to church.

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By the way,what am I now?

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Presbyterian.

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Right.

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Thank you. Thank you for coming.

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Oh,shoot.

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Did I miss mass?

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Was it at 9:00?

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Yes,Gabrielle. 9:00 mass is still at 9:00.

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Oh,that's good to know.

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Uh,father,can I talk to you?

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Of course. I've actually been expecting you to come by.

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Why?

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Well,I thought you might need some comforting

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After your husband's death.

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Oh,that.

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Yeah,I was a little blue,

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But the good news is,I've bounced back.

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Really?

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Okay,this may come as a little shock to you...

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But guess who's getting married again?

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And I was thinking,

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Maybe you could perform the ceremony.

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Is Tuesday good for you?

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Uh...

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Victor's only been dead two weeks.

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Yeah,I know,but I'm no good single.

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Honestly,I don't know how you do it.

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Well,who is this man? did you just meet him?

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No. no,no,no,no. it's Carlos.

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Carlos? I-i didn't know you two were even speaking.

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Oh,yeah. we bumped into each other a few months ago,

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And we just fell in love all over again.

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Uh,a few months ago?

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But you were married six months ago.

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Boy,you are just determined to make this awkward,aren't ya?

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Oh,Gabrielle.

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Okay,look,in the eyes of the church,

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Carlos and I were never divorced.

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Technically,the affair was with Victor,

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And God smote him.

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So we're good.

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All right,yes,I've been a bad Catholic.

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Enough with the guilt thing. Are you gonna marry us or not?

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Fine,as long as you promise

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To stay married to Carlos for the rest of your life.

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Absolutely.

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Oh,but if I don't,I promise you,

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I will change religions.

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Thank you.

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Sorry. No,this is good.

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Accountants always appreciate it when people take the time

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To develop a sophisticated filing system.

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Are you always this sarcastic with your clients?

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Nope,just my favorite cousin.

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I so appreciate you helping us out.

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Mike would be doing our taxes,but he's off...

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Getting better.

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Mom told me. Besides,I'm happy to have the work.

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Yeah,I was sorry to hear about your job.

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You know,ever since n.a.f.t.a.,

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Corporate outsourcing has been the bane of the American worker.

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Is that right? I heard somebody say that on n.p.r.,

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And I just keep repeating it to people.

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Actually,I wish I could blame losing my job on n.a.f.t.a.,

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But it really has more to do with Chloe.

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My boss' daughter.

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Oh,Tim.

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I don't know why he got so mad. I mean,she was 18.

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Okay,so back to these receipts.

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What is it about a girl in a cheerleader outfit?

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Done catching up. all about accounting now.

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Come on,Susan. you're acting like I'm some sort of creep. No,

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I know you're not.

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I mean,18's legal.

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I checked with a lawyer before I did anything.

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These receipts are self-explanatory.

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I'd even know why I'm here.

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This is the nourishment

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Each soul requires to go from acorn to oak.

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And this is what should bring us peace in our hearts--

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The blessed knowledge that God's love for us

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Is as sure as the sunlight

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And that it is always shining.

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We only need see it.

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Amen? amen.

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Now if you'll take out your hymnals

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And turn to page 335.

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What are you doing? I've got a question about his sermon.

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What? No. Put your hand down.

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It'll just take a sec. Lynette,please,we don't do that here.

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Uh,yes,can I help you?

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Hi. I'm Lynette Scavo.

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I'm a friend of Bree Hodge. and your sermon was lovely,

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Especially the part about the trees.

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Thank you. but here's where you lost me--

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"God's love is as sure as the sunlight."

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Yes,absolutely.

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There. You have your answer. Now sit.

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The reason I ask is,there are wars all over the world,

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And it seems like every month,

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Some dumb-ass walks into a school

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And starts shooting children.

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So I'm thinking,God's love?

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Not so sure.

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Did she just say "dumb-ass"?

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Ah,the eternal question--

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"why do bad things happen to good people?"

262
00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,680
What you have to remember is,God gave us free will.

263
00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:13,260
Much of the evil in the world is brought on by man himself.

264
00:12:15,440 --> 00:12:16,210
Oh,Lord.

265
00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:17,870
Yes,Lynette?

266
00:12:18,130 --> 00:12:19,910
Okay,I give you that one.

267
00:12:20,090 --> 00:12:22,220
But what about the tornado that just happened?

268
00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:23,820
You can't blame man for that.

269
00:12:24,170 --> 00:12:25,870
Get the keys ready. we'll slip out the back.

270
00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,280
You bring up a big theological issue,

271
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:30,630
One that deserves a lot more time to explore.

272
00:12:30,940 --> 00:12:33,270
Why don't you come to our tuesday night bible study?

273
00:12:33,480 --> 00:12:34,520
We can discuss it then.

274
00:12:35,470 --> 00:12:37,850
Well,sure. I'm easy. Thanks.

275
00:12:48,110 --> 00:12:50,020
Katherine,Dylan,hi. What's up?

276
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,470
Julie and I have a study date,

277
00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:54,630
And my mom wants to apologize for being rude...

278
00:12:55,430 --> 00:12:55,920
Again.

279
00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:58,890
Is this about the other day?

280
00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,170
Yes. You were just trying to help,

281
00:13:01,270 --> 00:13:04,310
And I shouldn't have reacted the way I did.

282
00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:07,780
Oh,please. After what you've been through,

283
00:13:07,800 --> 00:13:09,230
No one is judging. Come on in.

284
00:13:10,040 --> 00:13:11,110
I'll put on some coffee.

285
00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:14,970
Oh,um,this is my cousin Tim. Tim,this is the neighbors.

286
00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:16,380
Mrs. Davis?

287
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,870
Davis? Nobody's called me that in years.

288
00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:21,950
Do we know each other?

289
00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:25,310
Oh,of course you do. That's right!

290
00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:26,920
This is my cousin Timmy.

291
00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:29,500
He stayed with us

292
00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:30,930
That summer that he went to band camp.

293
00:13:31,460 --> 00:13:33,210
Oh! Yes.

294
00:13:34,260 --> 00:13:35,090
I remember.

295
00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:38,010
Gosh,you're all grown up.It's nice to see you again.

296
00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:41,400
You,too. hold it. Is this little Dylan?

297
00:13:41,810 --> 00:13:42,890
Can you believe it?

298
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:47,380
Wow! the last time I saw you,you were pulling a wagon.

299
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:48,490
Oh.

300
00:13:48,710 --> 00:13:51,040
How old are you now? I turn 18 next week.

301
00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:52,550
Really?

302
00:13:54,940 --> 00:13:55,740
18?

303
00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:01,020
Julie,Dylan's here! study time!

304
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,380
I'm... sorry.

305
00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:07,630
That was probably a little louder than it needed to be.

306
00:14:15,900 --> 00:14:16,560
Edie,is that you?

307
00:14:18,330 --> 00:14:20,690
Oh,my god. you knew it was me

308
00:14:20,690 --> 00:14:22,050
Just from the sound of my footsteps?

309
00:14:22,890 --> 00:14:23,940
No,from your perfume.

310
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,230
I smelled it the moment you hit the parking lot.

311
00:14:27,330 --> 00:14:29,010
Look,there's no reason to be pissy.

312
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:31,330
I'm here to do something nice.

313
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:32,870
Really?

314
00:14:33,150 --> 00:14:36,370
I feel bad about the whole losing-all-of-your-money thing.

315
00:14:37,350 --> 00:14:39,940
Even though we know tornado-- clearly not my fault.

316
00:14:41,030 --> 00:14:41,620
Um...

317
00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,600
Anyway,i-i thought maybe this...

318
00:14:46,370 --> 00:14:47,170
Would help.

319
00:14:52,590 --> 00:14:54,150
It's the diamond bracelet you gave me.

320
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:56,160
It must be worth thousands of dollars.

321
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:59,090
Do you think you still have the receipt for it?

322
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:02,060
Uh... I think I threw it out.

323
00:15:02,710 --> 00:15:05,420
Oh. well,you said it was from cartier,right?

324
00:15:05,450 --> 00:15:06,700
I'm sure they have some sort of record.

325
00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:11,500
Carlos?

326
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,250
Actually,the box was from cartier.

327
00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:15,840
The bracelet's from...

328
00:15:16,580 --> 00:15:17,440
A swap meet.

329
00:15:20,740 --> 00:15:21,500
Hold it.

330
00:15:22,180 --> 00:15:23,260
Are you saying

331
00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:26,450
That those diamonds are cubic zirconias?

332
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,250
If we're lucky.

333
00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:33,880
You son of a bitch. I gave you my heart,

334
00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:36,600
And all you could give me was fake jewelry?

335
00:15:36,860 --> 00:15:40,310
Edie... I'm sorry. I never thought you'd find out.

336
00:15:42,810 --> 00:15:45,050
I just spat on one of your jell-o cubes.

337
00:15:45,480 --> 00:15:46,220
Happy hunting.

338
00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:56,950
Hey,you. do you know how long it's gonna be

339
00:15:57,030 --> 00:15:58,390
Until Carlos gets his sight back?

340
00:15:58,450 --> 00:16:00,590
Because I have a 2-word sentence I'd like to say to him,

341
00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:02,620
And there's a hand gesture that goes along with it.

342
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:06,340
I don't know. Mr. Solis' condition is very serious.

343
00:16:07,370 --> 00:16:08,390
Serious? what's wrong?

344
00:16:08,580 --> 00:16:09,120
Well...

345
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:13,130
You know,you should really talk to the doctor about this.

346
00:16:13,220 --> 00:16:14,590
I don't even think his girlfriend knows.

347
00:16:17,530 --> 00:16:18,450
You mean Gaby?

348
00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:21,660
I'm sorry. I said too much already.

349
00:16:25,560 --> 00:16:28,210
Oh,please don't tell me that's your lunch.

350
00:16:28,950 --> 00:16:30,990
Yeah. I'm sort of on a budget.

351
00:16:31,510 --> 00:16:34,660
No,no,no. if you're gonna give quality care,

352
00:16:34,730 --> 00:16:36,230
You're gonna need some quality food.

353
00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:39,340
Now I know of this great,little french bistro.

354
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,270
It's the perfect place for lunch...

355
00:16:42,590 --> 00:16:43,510
And conversation.

356
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:47,860
"your father was murdered."

357
00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:49,820
Wow.

358
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:51,430
I know.

359
00:16:53,020 --> 00:16:54,830
Are you sure your aunt knew what she was writing?

360
00:16:55,710 --> 00:17:00,650
She was pretty sick. no,she had it together,even on that last day.

361
00:17:01,380 --> 00:17:03,640
I remember aunt Lily really wanted to tell me something,

362
00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:05,630
And then my mom just came in and stopped her.

363
00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:07,870
Does your mom know you found this?

364
00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:10,650
No,and I'm not gonna tell her either.

365
00:17:10,860 --> 00:17:13,240
Why give her another chance to lie to me?

366
00:17:16,060 --> 00:17:17,130
That's why I'm going to Adam.

367
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:19,420
I can trust him to tell me the truth.

368
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:22,300
I just don't get it.

369
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:25,750
I mean,why would your mom lie about your dad being murdered?

370
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:27,500
Are you serious?

371
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:31,850
Julie...

372
00:17:32,570 --> 00:17:33,870
She's the one who killed him.

373
00:17:39,990 --> 00:17:40,880
Hi,babe.

374
00:17:41,610 --> 00:17:44,170
I'm about to do something that's gonna make you very happy.

375
00:17:44,550 --> 00:17:46,310
Great,but close the curtain first.

376
00:17:46,410 --> 00:17:47,760
Last time,the nurse almost walked in

377
00:17:47,860 --> 00:17:50,240
When you were about to-- Carlos! I have a priest with me.

378
00:17:50,770 --> 00:17:53,040
Priest? what,is there something

379
00:17:53,170 --> 00:17:54,200
The doctors aren't telling me?

380
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:57,480
No,no,no. I wanted it to be a surprise,

381
00:17:57,750 --> 00:17:59,600
But we're getting married!

382
00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:05,030
Father,hit it.

383
00:18:05,430 --> 00:18:07,440
Dearly beloved,we are gathered here

384
00:18:07,810 --> 00:18:09,600
In the presence of-- whoa,whoa,whoa.

385
00:18:09,860 --> 00:18:11,730
Gaby,what's the rush?

386
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:15,730
I don't know. just after everything we've been through,

387
00:18:15,770 --> 00:18:16,720
There's nothing in our way now.

388
00:18:17,390 --> 00:18:18,520
We can finally be together.

389
00:18:19,660 --> 00:18:20,600
And I really need that.

390
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:24,430
I need a happy ending,Carlos.

391
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:28,240
So what do you say? will you marry me?

392
00:18:33,260 --> 00:18:33,850
Okay.

393
00:18:36,730 --> 00:18:38,810
Holy matrimony. bring it on.

394
00:18:38,870 --> 00:18:40,370
Gaby,before we get started,

395
00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:41,830
There's something that I need to tell you...

396
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:44,740
In private.

397
00:18:52,350 --> 00:18:53,510
Okay,he's gone. what's up?

398
00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:56,810
Look,I haven't been completely honest with you

399
00:18:56,860 --> 00:18:57,940
About the extent of my injury.

400
00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:00,020
Okay.

401
00:19:00,470 --> 00:19:01,300
The doctor says...

402
00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:05,080
I might not get my sight back.

403
00:19:06,610 --> 00:19:09,000
For three months. four,tops.

404
00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:11,850
I-i just want to make sure that you can handle that.

405
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:14,300
Wow.

406
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,230
That's... a really long time.

407
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,900
But for better or worse,right?

408
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:26,460
Right.

409
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:30,460
Okay,padre.

410
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:34,960
We're ready. Let's take it from the top.

411
00:19:35,370 --> 00:19:38,130
Dearly beloved,we are gathered here in the sight of god

412
00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:40,090
To join this man and this woman

413
00:19:40,100 --> 00:19:41,770
In the holy sacrament of matrimony.

414
00:19:47,610 --> 00:19:49,950
You're out of milk. you want me to pick some up?

415
00:19:50,270 --> 00:19:51,670
No,that's okay. it can wait.

416
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,800
I don't mind. I could use a little air anyway.

417
00:19:53,990 --> 00:19:54,500
Mm.

418
00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,060
Hmm.

419
00:20:01,610 --> 00:20:02,280
Mm.

420
00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,310
Tim! where's that milk?

421
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:17,860
Oh,I thought you didn't want any. uh...

422
00:20:17,890 --> 00:20:19,460
I'm having a baby.

423
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,920
I can't give birth with brittle bones. go!

424
00:20:25,280 --> 00:20:25,840
Bye!

425
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:34,550
Hey,church buddy. look what I got.

426
00:20:35,390 --> 00:20:37,130
Wow,you bought a bible.

427
00:20:37,220 --> 00:20:39,070
Yeah,and I'm breaking her in tonight.

428
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:42,230
Nothing like that new bible smell.

429
00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:43,880
Oh,so you're...

430
00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:48,040
Coming to bible study. yeah,and I hope the reverend's ready,

431
00:20:48,090 --> 00:20:50,590
Cause I got about a zillion questions for him.

432
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,200
Lynette,I-I realize

433
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,360
You don't have much experience with churches,

434
00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,650
So this really isn't your fault.

435
00:20:57,010 --> 00:20:57,920
What isn't my fault?

436
00:20:58,630 --> 00:21:01,890
Well,last sunday,when you kept raising your hand...

437
00:21:03,100 --> 00:21:04,170
We don't really do that.

438
00:21:05,010 --> 00:21:06,750
The church isn't a place for questions.

439
00:21:06,860 --> 00:21:08,130
It's a place for answers.

440
00:21:09,090 --> 00:21:12,440
Yeah,but how do you get the answers

441
00:21:12,510 --> 00:21:13,760
If you don't ask the questions?

442
00:21:13,950 --> 00:21:15,880
Well,typically,we sit there and let the preacher preach,

443
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,190
And eventually,our questions are answered,

444
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,200
And no one is humiliated.

445
00:21:21,220 --> 00:21:23,520
I'm sorry. did I embarrass you on Sunday?

446
00:21:23,860 --> 00:21:25,990
Well,it's just that in our church,

447
00:21:26,440 --> 00:21:28,190
People don't talk back to the minister.

448
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:30,800
Well,what if I need to?

449
00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:33,090
What if that's the kind of church I'm looking for?

450
00:21:33,260 --> 00:21:35,670
Well,then maybe you should explore other options.

451
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,720
I mean,if you really enjoy talking back to the pulpit,

452
00:21:39,440 --> 00:21:40,310
Why don't you try that

453
00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:42,470
Gospel Church by the airport?

454
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:45,950
Okay.

455
00:21:48,100 --> 00:21:50,180
Or,uh,the unitarians.

456
00:21:50,230 --> 00:21:52,020
From what I hear,those folks are "anything goes."

457
00:22:06,510 --> 00:22:07,980
Hey,Adam. it's Dylan.

458
00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:10,630
I waited at your hotel all day,but you never came back.

459
00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:13,590
You have to call me. I found this note that aunt lily wrote.

460
00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:16,960
Mom threw it in the fireplace,but I fished it out,

461
00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:19,220
And I have to talk to you.

462
00:22:19,300 --> 00:22:21,290
Call me on my cell,not at home,'cause I--

463
00:22:23,660 --> 00:22:26,290
She doesn't know anything. I can hear it in her voice.

464
00:22:26,660 --> 00:22:29,430
But she's got the note. Maybe a few burnt pieces.

465
00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:31,860
Trust me,all she's got are questions.

466
00:22:32,620 --> 00:22:34,940
Well,I could,um,refuse to see her.

467
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:39,120
Yeah,'cause that won't arouse her suspicion.

468
00:22:39,730 --> 00:22:43,800
No. you are going to ask her to come here,

469
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:45,680
And then you're going to find out

470
00:22:45,730 --> 00:22:48,040
Exactly what she knows and what she doesn't.

471
00:22:48,970 --> 00:22:51,190
After all these years,maybe it would be easier

472
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:52,760
Just to finally tell her the truth.

473
00:22:52,990 --> 00:22:53,800
And you would just wave good-bye

474
00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:55,080
as they cart me off to jail?

475
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:56,840
She wouldn't call the police.

476
00:22:58,350 --> 00:23:00,750
Seriously,I think you two have a great relationship.

477
00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:04,360
Then you have not been paying attention.

478
00:23:05,690 --> 00:23:06,890
Give me a chance to get home,

479
00:23:06,950 --> 00:23:09,500
Then call her and set up a time for you two to meet.

480
00:23:09,510 --> 00:23:09,810
Okay.

481
00:23:13,770 --> 00:23:14,450
You know...

482
00:23:17,360 --> 00:23:18,340
When you called me tonight,

483
00:23:20,170 --> 00:23:21,390
I was half hoping you missed me.

484
00:23:23,910 --> 00:23:24,550
Really?

485
00:23:28,010 --> 00:23:28,800
I miss you.

486
00:23:32,240 --> 00:23:33,440
I'm so terribly lonely.

487
00:23:36,290 --> 00:23:37,880
You know I don't do well on my own.

488
00:23:42,310 --> 00:23:43,750
Is there any chance we could...

489
00:23:44,870 --> 00:23:45,840
Get past this,

490
00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:46,840
and you could come back home?

491
00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,060
I will talk to Dylan.

492
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:56,080
I will provide you one last alibi.

493
00:23:58,020 --> 00:23:59,160
After that,I'm done.

494
00:24:14,730 --> 00:24:15,390
Are you guys outta here?

495
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:17,390
Yes,I'm gonna run some errands,

496
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:18,950
And Orson's gonna take Benjamin to the park.

497
00:24:19,150 --> 00:24:20,850
Actually,I thought I might take him to the museum.

498
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,600
You know how much Benjamin loves Matisse.

499
00:24:23,980 --> 00:24:26,340
Benjamin doesn't love Matisse. he loves Purple. oh.

500
00:24:26,450 --> 00:24:29,670
Please stop trying to turn our son into an intellectual. mm.

501
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,670
If you saw how her first two turned out,

502
00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:38,010
You'd understand how important it is

503
00:24:38,100 --> 00:24:40,080
For me to fight the van de kamp d.n.a.

504
00:24:57,910 --> 00:24:58,860
Hey,it's Tim.

505
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,170
It was great seeing you the other day.

506
00:25:02,210 --> 00:25:04,800
Yeah,I can't stop thinking about you either.

507
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,010
So listen,um

508
00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:09,110
I've got the whole place to myself.

509
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:10,880
You wanna come over?

510
00:25:13,860 --> 00:25:14,550
Hey, Gaby.

511
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,050
I heard you and Carlos got married yesterday.

512
00:25:18,310 --> 00:25:19,400
Guess this means you win.

513
00:25:20,070 --> 00:25:22,050
Oh, Edie, it wasn't a competition,

514
00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:24,680
But, yeah, I guess I did.

515
00:25:25,300 --> 00:25:28,120
Yeah,but I think it's all for the best.

516
00:25:28,410 --> 00:25:30,000
I mean, after all, I could have never been

517
00:25:30,010 --> 00:25:31,580
The hero that you're about to be.

518
00:25:33,550 --> 00:25:34,760
Hero? why am I a hero?

519
00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:38,100
Committing your life to a man who's blind?

520
00:25:38,590 --> 00:25:40,760
My god,you're gonna have to do everything for him...

521
00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:43,040
Dress him,shave him,lead him to the bathroom,

522
00:25:43,130 --> 00:25:44,500
Pray that his aim is halfway decent.

523
00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:45,950
It's not a big deal.

524
00:25:46,290 --> 00:25:48,160
Carlos is gonna get his sight back in three months.

525
00:25:48,470 --> 00:25:49,190
Four, tops.

526
00:25:49,650 --> 00:25:53,420
Is that what he told you? You poor,gullible fool.

527
00:25:56,630 --> 00:25:57,710
What are you talking about?

528
00:25:58,230 --> 00:25:59,870
I hate to be the one to tell you this,

529
00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,260
But I talked to the nurse,

530
00:26:02,380 --> 00:26:04,090
And she said that his condition is...

531
00:26:04,780 --> 00:26:06,040
Oh,what's the word? um...

532
00:26:06,430 --> 00:26:07,110
Oh,yeah.

533
00:26:08,050 --> 00:26:08,870
Permanent.

534
00:26:10,470 --> 00:26:11,190
I don't believe you.

535
00:26:11,390 --> 00:26:12,670
Call the doctor if you'd like.

536
00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:15,460
And apparently,he was begging Carlos to tell you.

537
00:26:17,360 --> 00:26:20,020
No. no,no,no. This can't be true.

538
00:26:20,340 --> 00:26:21,380
Look on the bright side.

539
00:26:21,550 --> 00:26:22,990
Women who are married to blind guys

540
00:26:23,170 --> 00:26:26,030
Don't have to worry about makeup or getting fat.

541
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,470
Are you sure you didn't already know about this?

542
00:26:32,350 --> 00:26:33,700
Okay,I'm calling Dr Dunlap.

543
00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:36,000
You do that.

544
00:26:36,010 --> 00:26:37,500
Oh,and by the way,

545
00:26:38,620 --> 00:26:40,000
Congrats on your big win.

546
00:26:46,540 --> 00:26:48,540
So how's your occupational therapy going?

547
00:26:48,950 --> 00:26:51,100
Do they still have you scrubbing pots in the kitchen?

548
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,580
No,no. once they found out I'm a professional plumber,

549
00:26:53,580 --> 00:26:57,000
I got promoted to scrubbing toilets. mm,well,maybe you won't mind

550
00:26:57,270 --> 00:26:59,070
Doing a little scrubbing when you come home next week. actually,

551
00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:00,720
the doctors kinda frown on that.

552
00:27:01,020 --> 00:27:03,070
They encourage us to leave that sort of stuff behind.

553
00:27:03,180 --> 00:27:04,320
Well,it doesn't have to be toilets.

554
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,690
I mean,it could be sinks,bathtubs.

555
00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,060
You're making me wanna use,Susan.

556
00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:10,320
This junkie thing's awesome.

557
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:14,320
Oh,I forgot. uh,tim has some questions about the taxes.

558
00:27:14,350 --> 00:27:18,120
Do you mind talking to him? no,I don't mind. though I can't believe

559
00:27:18,170 --> 00:27:20,330
He'd have any trouble with your cookie tin filing system.

560
00:27:24,910 --> 00:27:28,040
Hello? hey,uh,tim,I've got Mike here.

561
00:27:28,050 --> 00:27:28,750
Do you want to talk to him?

562
00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:31,870
Uh,can I do that later? I'm sort of taking a nap.

563
00:27:36,910 --> 00:27:38,080
What was that? is someone there?

564
00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:41,500
What? no. no. unh-unh. no...no one's here.

565
00:27:42,070 --> 00:27:43,330
Really? 'cause it sounded like a girl.

566
00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:45,900
No,uh,it...it was just the TV.

567
00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:47,960
I thought you were taking a nap.

568
00:27:49,810 --> 00:27:50,940
Uh,the TV helps me sleep.

569
00:27:51,860 --> 00:27:53,180
Uh,tell Mike I'll call him later.

570
00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:58,130
I've gotta go.

571
00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:00,680
What? what? you just got here.

572
00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:03,190
I know,but this visit was really more for Julie.

573
00:28:03,910 --> 00:28:06,570
For me? yeah,you're going to college soon,

574
00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,830
And I want him to tell you about the dangers of drugs.

575
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,290
Scare her straight,mike.

576
00:28:15,450 --> 00:28:16,610
Honey,you down here?

577
00:28:16,770 --> 00:28:17,750
Yes,sweetheart.

578
00:28:18,600 --> 00:28:20,250
I'm in the kitchen making dinner.

579
00:28:21,890 --> 00:28:22,810
Mmm. smells good.

580
00:28:23,450 --> 00:28:25,410
It's a new recipe for beef stew.

581
00:28:26,280 --> 00:28:28,130
I think you're gonna love it.

582
00:28:29,120 --> 00:28:30,230
Why don't we let that simmer?

583
00:28:30,510 --> 00:28:32,820
During my nap,I had the filthiest little dream.

584
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,330
I was kinda hoping maybe we could...

585
00:28:36,170 --> 00:28:37,680
Skip straight to dessert?

586
00:28:38,190 --> 00:28:38,770
Yeah.

587
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:40,520
What do you say?

588
00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:44,270
I'd say I'm one step ahead of you.

589
00:28:45,110 --> 00:28:48,130
I have already slipped into my pink lace teddy,

590
00:28:48,230 --> 00:28:50,430
And I'm wearing those whore-y pumps that you love.

591
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,130
Ooh,I like that image. where are you?

592
00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:55,020
I'm right here,babe.

593
00:28:58,730 --> 00:28:59,790
Ow!

594
00:29:00,130 --> 00:29:02,690
Oh,I'm sorry. I forgot that was open.

595
00:29:04,030 --> 00:29:07,000
Let's do it over here,on the table.

596
00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:08,480
Can you give me a hand?

597
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:10,210
Can't. My legs are in the air.

598
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,500
Just follow the sound of my voice.

599
00:29:13,810 --> 00:29:14,740
There you go.

600
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:16,910
I'm over here,sweetie.

601
00:29:17,990 --> 00:29:20,620
Whoa! uhh! Son of a bitch!

602
00:29:21,230 --> 00:29:22,960
Ooh,I meant to move that.

603
00:29:23,390 --> 00:29:26,170
Hang on. let me just pull my panties up so I can help you.

604
00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:30,880
Okay. Here.

605
00:29:31,800 --> 00:29:33,120
Let's go do it over here.

606
00:29:34,420 --> 00:29:37,810
Aah! damn it! what the hell is going on?!

607
00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:39,210
I'll tell you what's going on.

608
00:29:39,460 --> 00:29:41,600
"in three months. four,tops."

609
00:29:43,850 --> 00:29:44,460
Uh-oh.

610
00:29:44,510 --> 00:29:46,100
"uh-oh" is right,you blind bastard!

611
00:29:46,950 --> 00:29:50,230
Ow! all right,I'm sorry. I shouldn't have lied! oh,no,no.

612
00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:52,210
i think it was a fantastic plan.

613
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:55,190
I mean,there's no way I ever would have figured out

614
00:29:55,260 --> 00:29:58,130
That I was married to a permanently blind guy!

615
00:29:58,940 --> 00:29:59,740
Ow!

616
00:30:00,030 --> 00:30:02,570
All right, I just thought that by the time you did,

617
00:30:03,260 --> 00:30:04,670
You'd be used to the idea,

618
00:30:05,170 --> 00:30:06,640
And maybe then you wouldn't leave me.

619
00:30:08,430 --> 00:30:09,330
Leave you?

620
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:11,570
Do you really think I'm that shallow?

621
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:18,760
Gaby, I'm poor and I'm blind,

622
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,680
And let's face it.

623
00:30:19,740 --> 00:30:22,320
There is nothing about that that is your type.

624
00:30:22,830 --> 00:30:24,550
Wow. thanks for the vote of confidence.

625
00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,100
Y-yes, the truth would have freaked me out,

626
00:30:30,110 --> 00:30:31,030
But I would have come around.

627
00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:36,150
If you had just had a little faith in me,

628
00:30:36,290 --> 00:30:38,370
I could have proven to you that I was up for the challenge,

629
00:30:38,390 --> 00:30:40,920
But you robbed me of that chance. I'm sorry.

630
00:30:41,460 --> 00:30:42,020
Good.

631
00:30:45,140 --> 00:30:47,040
To avoid future confusion,I love you,

632
00:30:48,110 --> 00:30:49,800
And I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

633
00:30:53,750 --> 00:30:56,300
Gaby, this is not going to be easy.

634
00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:00,880
I know, but like I said,

635
00:31:02,530 --> 00:31:03,490
"for better or for worse."

636
00:31:10,370 --> 00:31:11,400
Think you can forgive me?

637
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:13,760
I'll work on it.

638
00:31:15,810 --> 00:31:16,900
While you're working on it,

639
00:31:16,930 --> 00:31:18,720
Mind if I dig into some of that stew?

640
00:31:24,630 --> 00:31:25,280
Sure.

641
00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,920
Ugh! Get off that poor girl right now!

642
00:31:43,610 --> 00:31:44,710
I finished your taxes.

643
00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:51,890
What the hell is going on here? Susan,I'm so sorry.

644
00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:52,800
No,Katherine,

645
00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:55,210
I know what you've been going through emotionally,

646
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,470
So you don't have to apologize.

647
00:31:56,530 --> 00:31:58,810
And by the way,your boob is out. oh.

648
00:31:59,710 --> 00:32:01,430
You,on the other hand... I know. I know.

649
00:32:01,490 --> 00:32:03,940
I don't understand you. is this something you do?

650
00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:05,740
You worm your way into a neighborhood

651
00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:08,210
With the promise of free tax preparation,

652
00:32:08,270 --> 00:32:11,220
And then you jump on the nearest middle-aged divorce? hey!

653
00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:13,290
It's not like that. she came over for some drinks,

654
00:32:13,370 --> 00:32:15,840
And we got to talking and started reminiscing,

655
00:32:16,150 --> 00:32:18,100
And all these old feelings came rushing back.

656
00:32:18,380 --> 00:32:21,210
Oh,nice try,timmy. like I'm really going to believe that.

657
00:32:21,630 --> 00:32:24,060
Shame on you. Just... shame!

658
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:30,900
What do you mean, "old feelings"?

659
00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:35,970
Do we really need to get into this?

660
00:32:37,050 --> 00:32:38,500
What do you have to reminisce about?

661
00:32:39,080 --> 00:32:40,370
He was here for a week when he was 16.

662
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,620
What could you two have even...

663
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,480
Oh,my god,you slept together.

664
00:32:46,990 --> 00:32:47,040
Okay,

665
00:32:47,100 --> 00:32:49,310
before you get some sordid image in your head...she took my virginity.

666
00:32:49,490 --> 00:32:50,780
Do you have to say it like that?

667
00:32:51,090 --> 00:32:52,960
that's how I said it to every single guy at band camp.

668
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,290
Shame on you!

669
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,510
His mother trusted me to take care of him,

670
00:32:57,510 --> 00:32:58,660
And you swoop in

671
00:32:58,670 --> 00:33:01,430
Like some swooping,sex-craved...

672
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:03,490
Oh,for god sakes,tim! Pull up the blanket!

673
00:33:03,950 --> 00:33:06,700
You can't blame it on Katherine. I knew exactly what I was doing.

674
00:33:06,770 --> 00:33:09,170
I don't want to hear this. I'm done with both of you.

675
00:33:09,230 --> 00:33:11,180
If anybody needs me,I'll be at the mall...

676
00:33:11,630 --> 00:33:12,470
Buying sheets.

677
00:33:15,040 --> 00:33:16,790
Good morning. I'll see you after service.

678
00:33:17,110 --> 00:33:19,350
Oh! good morning,reverend.

679
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:21,280
I brought your favorite...blueberry scones.

680
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:22,980
Thank you,Bree.

681
00:33:23,620 --> 00:33:25,290
By the way,I'm sorry I've taken so long

682
00:33:25,310 --> 00:33:27,270
To make a decision about the ladies' auxiliary.

683
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,000
Oh,is that happening now? I'd forgotten all about it.

684
00:33:30,610 --> 00:33:32,630
So is your,uh,delightful neighbor coming?

685
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:33,860
The one with all the questions?

686
00:33:34,750 --> 00:33:37,170
Delightful? I thought she annoyed you.

687
00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:39,230
No,I found her refreshing.

688
00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:41,070
It's like I always say.

689
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:44,980
Church is not a place for answers. It's a place for questions.

690
00:33:46,180 --> 00:33:47,010
You don't say that.

691
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:51,040
I've...I've never heard you say that,not once. yes,well,anyway,

692
00:33:51,230 --> 00:33:53,260
I want to thank you for taking the initiative.

693
00:33:53,470 --> 00:33:55,520
New members are crucial to the health of this church.

694
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,240
I won't forget you brought them... or these.

695
00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,730
Thank you,Reverend,

696
00:33:59,780 --> 00:34:02,030
And I'm--i'm sure the Scavos will be here soon.

697
00:34:05,080 --> 00:34:05,950
Why did you just say that?

698
00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:07,530
You know very well they went to catholic church.

699
00:34:07,660 --> 00:34:10,480
Which is just down the street. I'll be right back.

700
00:34:19,470 --> 00:34:25,610
Psst! Not you. Lynette.

701
00:34:27,270 --> 00:34:28,180
What are you doing here?

702
00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,940
I was gonna ask the same of you.

703
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,640
Why are you in a catholic church?

704
00:34:31,880 --> 00:34:34,160
Because we're catholic. oh,please.

705
00:34:34,270 --> 00:34:36,430
Mowing your lawn in a notre dame sweatshirt

706
00:34:36,450 --> 00:34:37,640
Doesn't make you catholic.

707
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:41,280
You're presbyterian now. come on. Let's go.

708
00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:45,820
Weren't you the one who said I should explore other churches?

709
00:34:45,990 --> 00:34:48,580
I meant sample, like a buffet.

710
00:34:48,650 --> 00:34:50,110
You take a little plate of everything,

711
00:34:50,130 --> 00:34:51,680
And then you sit down for the main course,

712
00:34:51,740 --> 00:34:52,820
Which is across the street...

713
00:34:52,910 --> 00:34:54,150
At the presbyterian church.

714
00:34:54,390 --> 00:34:56,870
No. I just put 10 bucks in the collection plate,

715
00:34:56,890 --> 00:34:59,520
And I'm gonna get my money's worth. is there a problem?

716
00:34:59,750 --> 00:35:04,810
No,no problem. just talking to my friend. she's trying to poach her.

717
00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,630
I am not!

718
00:35:08,210 --> 00:35:09,750
My friend's just a little confused.

719
00:35:09,770 --> 00:35:10,830
She forgot that she's presbyterian

720
00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:14,170
And wandered into the wrong church. I'm not presbyterian.

721
00:35:14,410 --> 00:35:15,430
I'm a free agent.

722
00:35:15,670 --> 00:35:18,670
And if you're open to a little q and a,you've got me.

723
00:35:20,910 --> 00:35:21,880
Lynette, please.

724
00:35:22,380 --> 00:35:24,410
Can't we just go outside and talk for a moment?

725
00:35:29,150 --> 00:35:30,310
Okay,what gives?

726
00:35:30,630 --> 00:35:32,360
Well, I was at the service this morning,

727
00:35:32,420 --> 00:35:35,800
- And it's just not the same without you. - bree...

728
00:35:36,940 --> 00:35:40,380
And I am... up for the head of the ladies' auxiliary,

729
00:35:40,580 --> 00:35:42,350
And reverend sykes was so impressed

730
00:35:42,390 --> 00:35:44,190
That I brought a new family into church,so...

731
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:46,950
If you don't come back,then...

732
00:35:47,170 --> 00:35:50,750
- Oh,then you won't get what you want? - well,yes.

733
00:35:51,210 --> 00:35:52,570
Well,forget it.

734
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:55,040
Let someone else help you with your power grab.

735
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:55,990
Lynette!

736
00:35:56,350 --> 00:35:58,900
You were the one who came to me. you sought me out.

737
00:35:58,940 --> 00:36:00,730
Yes,and do you know why?

738
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,950
Because out of all my friends,

739
00:36:02,980 --> 00:36:05,150
You are the one who had real faith.

740
00:36:05,260 --> 00:36:08,200
You had an actual relationship with God.

741
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:10,140
At least,that's what I thought.

742
00:36:10,450 --> 00:36:11,090
Lynette...

743
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,660
Because I have had a rough few months. okay?

744
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:17,080
But I know you've had rough times,too,

745
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:18,890
And I always assumed

746
00:36:19,210 --> 00:36:20,520
That your faith had helped you get through them.

747
00:36:21,830 --> 00:36:22,910
I envied you that,to be honest.

748
00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:27,010
It did. it did help me.

749
00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:33,380
Really? Okay. How?

750
00:36:36,790 --> 00:36:37,640
It just did.

751
00:36:38,020 --> 00:36:39,300
Well,that's not a good answer.

752
00:36:39,350 --> 00:36:41,500
I have been through cancer and a tornado,

753
00:36:41,510 --> 00:36:42,500
And I don't know why I survived,

754
00:36:42,510 --> 00:36:44,140
and so many other people didn't.

755
00:36:46,430 --> 00:36:50,190
I don't understand,and I need to.

756
00:36:50,540 --> 00:36:52,180
Lynette,why didn't you tell me?

757
00:36:52,310 --> 00:36:53,280
Why didn't you ask?

758
00:36:57,870 --> 00:36:59,790
Oh,that's right. You don't like asking questions.

759
00:37:11,470 --> 00:37:12,170
Hey,Lynette.

760
00:37:13,350 --> 00:37:13,870
Hi! There.

761
00:37:16,460 --> 00:37:18,690
Just... wanted to tell you

762
00:37:18,740 --> 00:37:21,230
That I'm out of the running for the ladies' auxiliary.

763
00:37:21,870 --> 00:37:24,440
I told reverend Sykes to,uh,give it to Edna fletcher.

764
00:37:25,990 --> 00:37:27,250
She was in the peace corps,you know.

765
00:37:27,970 --> 00:37:29,450
Huh. that's nice of you.

766
00:37:30,330 --> 00:37:32,300
I suppose. I just wanted to let you know that.

767
00:37:34,970 --> 00:37:37,590
And also to... apologize.

768
00:37:37,790 --> 00:37:39,340
Oh,you don't have to do that.

769
00:37:39,700 --> 00:37:43,010
Yes, I do. You were right. Faith shouldn't be blind.

770
00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:45,450
You don't threaten it by asking questions.

771
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,820
You make it stronger,and I lost sight of that.

772
00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:50,440
Well,maybe a little.

773
00:37:51,020 --> 00:37:54,190
And it meant a lot that you came to me for guidance,and...

774
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:57,280
I'm sorry that I wasn't there for you.

775
00:37:59,730 --> 00:38:02,310
I want you to have faith in me and our friendship.

776
00:38:05,980 --> 00:38:09,470
Well... There are some things that are easy to believe in.

777
00:38:14,450 --> 00:38:16,690
How's catholicism going,by the way?

778
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:17,810
Meh.

779
00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:22,080
Well, if you ever wanna try us again...

780
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:25,180
Oh, well, I'm pretty comfortable with the catholics.

781
00:38:25,310 --> 00:38:26,650
They're the only ones who don't judge me

782
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:27,610
For having so many kids.

783
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:33,500
Hey.

784
00:38:34,350 --> 00:38:34,860
Hey.

785
00:38:38,460 --> 00:38:39,860
Okay,so I have to ask.

786
00:38:39,860 --> 00:38:41,690
This thing that happened with you and Katherine

787
00:38:41,850 --> 00:38:42,510
12 years ago...

788
00:38:43,290 --> 00:38:44,570
Was it an ongoing affair?

789
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,600
No. no,it was just the one time,

790
00:38:48,700 --> 00:38:51,020
And I think she felt pretty guilty about it afterwards.

791
00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:52,480
She told me not to come around anymore.

792
00:38:54,420 --> 00:38:56,000
So you didn't go back?

793
00:38:58,490 --> 00:38:59,510
It's weird. I tried to.

794
00:39:01,660 --> 00:39:02,870
It was the last night of my visit.

795
00:39:03,730 --> 00:39:05,250
I thought if I brought her some flowers,

796
00:39:05,420 --> 00:39:07,180
Maybe I could get something going,you know?

797
00:39:08,460 --> 00:39:09,760
But when I got up to the front door,

798
00:39:10,380 --> 00:39:12,520
- I heard all this yelling. - ...say good night to my daughter.

799
00:39:12,710 --> 00:39:14,610
- She is asleep. get the hell out. - I went around to the window

800
00:39:14,730 --> 00:39:17,630
- Just to get a look at what was going on... - remember? she's my daughter!

801
00:39:17,720 --> 00:39:20,450
- I'm her father! - and I could see she was having a fight with someone.

802
00:39:21,310 --> 00:39:23,370
I was about to rush in and help her

803
00:39:23,370 --> 00:39:26,110
When I saw katherine pick up this candlestick

804
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:27,900
And just wail on him.

805
00:39:28,790 --> 00:39:30,250
He went down pretty hard.

806
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,590
Katherine was just standing over him

807
00:39:33,610 --> 00:39:35,380
With this look in her eye.

808
00:39:35,390 --> 00:39:36,620
It scared the hell out of me,

809
00:39:37,620 --> 00:39:39,620
so I got out of there.

810
00:39:41,670 --> 00:39:42,670
I left the next morning

811
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,290
And never talked to Katherine again.

812
00:39:47,290 --> 00:39:51,160
So... this man...who do you think it was?

813
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,130
Don't know.

814
00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,840
I sort of got the impression he was her ex-husband.

815
00:39:56,310 --> 00:39:57,350
Does she ever talk about him?

816
00:39:57,930 --> 00:39:58,590
Not really.

817
00:40:00,560 --> 00:40:01,370
Mm. have you seen him lately?

818
00:40:04,050 --> 00:40:04,550
No.

819
00:40:10,730 --> 00:40:12,970
Ever since I can remember,I've had this feeling

820
00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:15,780
That something's not right.

821
00:40:17,870 --> 00:40:20,250
Weird dreams that don't seem like dreams at all.

822
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,100
People telling me I forgot things that

823
00:40:24,750 --> 00:40:26,310
I know I would've remembered.

824
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:32,350
And now finally,

825
00:40:33,420 --> 00:40:35,790
I find a sentence on a piece of paper...

826
00:40:36,720 --> 00:40:38,210
That could explain all of it

827
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:40,900
And prove that I am not crazy.

828
00:40:44,190 --> 00:40:46,080
And the best that you can come up with

829
00:40:47,370 --> 00:40:49,510
Is that Aunt Lily was losing it

830
00:40:49,540 --> 00:40:50,930
And she didn't know what she was writing?

831
00:40:56,310 --> 00:40:57,560
I need the truth, Adam.

832
00:40:59,950 --> 00:41:02,910
Please. Please.

833
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:09,720
The truth, Dylan... Is that...

834
00:41:13,230 --> 00:41:14,810
Your mother didn't kill your father.

835
00:41:18,130 --> 00:41:20,000
And she loves you more than you will ever know.

836
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:35,140
Faith is a belief in something that cannot be proven.

837
00:41:37,570 --> 00:41:42,110
So we trust in the words of the only father we've ever known.

838
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:49,030
We believe the promises of the woman who shares our bed.

839
00:41:52,790 --> 00:41:55,330
We rely on the example of dear friends

840
00:41:56,010 --> 00:41:58,540
Who help us to be better people.

841
00:42:02,050 --> 00:42:06,300
Yes,we all want to believe in those we are closest to,

842
00:42:07,780 --> 00:42:12,180
But where there is doubt,Our faith begins to vanish...

843
00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,680
And fear rushes in to take its place.

Femmes des années 80

le 30/10/2006 à 12h59

Recette de la démence profonde

 

  • Mettez trois folles qui s'aiment, qui s'aiment, qui s'aiment, dans la même pièce.
  • Branchez la radio sur Nostalgie et laissez mijotez pendant une demi-heure.

Vous les verrez alors se trémoussez misérablement sur des airs des années de l'antiquité.

  • Saupoudrer cette « pâte » d'un appareil photo.

==> Auto mélange ! Si si !


La petite taille s'impose, respectons leur anonymat !


  • Arrosez les sur un lit d'objets les plus débile les uns que les autres et voila le résultat.

Météo, pub pour médicaments, déguisements façon ... hum ... enfin voila quoi !

 

Quand s'arrêtera leur folie ?

Children of Men

le 29/10/2006 à 20h08

De Alfonso Cuaron

 

Synopsis :

Dans une société futuriste où les êtres humains ne parviennent plus à se reproduire, l'annonce de la mort de la plus jeune personne, âgée de 18 ans, met la population en émoi. Au même moment, une femme (Kee) tombe enceinte - un fait qui ne s'est pas produit depuis une vingtaine d'années - et devient par la même occasion la personne la plus enviée et la plus recherchée de la Terre. Un homme (Théo) est chargé de sa protection... [Plus complète sur le Site Officiel]

 

Genial ^^ ! Courrez le voir.

 

Juste un truc au passage : Le rôle de Kee

|source :allocine.fr| Après avoir apprécié les talents de comédienne d'Emma Watson [O_O] sur le plateau d'Harry Potter et le prisonnier d'Azkaban, Alfonso Cuaron lui a proposé d'incarner la jeune Kee dans Les Fils de l'homme. Cependant, la jeune actrice britannique, étant déjà engagée sur le tournage d'Harry Potter et la coupe de feu sous la direction de Mike Newell, n'a pu se libérer. C'est donc la méconnue Claire-Hope Ashitey qui, après sa participation au film Shooting Dogs de Michael Caton-Jones, obtient ici son deuxième rôle dans un long-métrage.

Ça aurait fait trop … bizarre avec elle ! [Nul ?]

 

Plan-séquences magnifiques. Pas assez de promo alors que c’est un film indispensable !


Encore une photo qui n'a rien a foutre là, mais c'est juste pour le plaisir des yeux *o*

 ..

Nightmare before Christmas

le 29/10/2006 à 10h32

 HALLOWEEN

Sans Jack? Nooooooon! 

 

Le rapport avec la photo ? L'est trop chou avec son bonnet et pi voila. 


THIS IS HALLOWEEN

Paroles EN

VidéoEN

Chanson FR

Paroles FR


JACK LAMENT

Paroles

Vidéo

 

WHAT’S THIS?

Paroles EN
Vidéo EN

Chanson FR

Paroles FR

 

TOWN MEETING

Paroles

Vidéo

 

JACK'S OBSESSION

Paroles EN

Vidéo EN

Chanson FR

Paroles FR

 

KIDNAP THE SANDY CLAWS

Paroles EN

Vidéo EN 

Chanson FR

Paroles FR

 

MAKING CHRISTMAS

Paroles EN

Vidéo EN

Chanson FR

Paroles FR

 

OOGIE BOOGIE'S SONG

Paroles

Vidéo

 

SALLY'S SONG

Paroles EN

Vidéo EN

Chanson FR

Paroles FR

 

POOR JACK

Paroles

Vidéo

 

FINALE

Paroles

Vidéo

Only the very best

le 22/10/2006 à 13h38

 

 

 Dormir par terre, je le ferai sans hésiter tant que je peux voir la Lune.

 

Heal the World

Make It A Better Place

For You and For Me

And The Entire Human Race

There Are People Dying

If You Care Enough

For The Living

Make A Better Place

 For you and For Me

 

Plus de 10 000 visites, la classe !


Et pour finir : il n’y a pas de petits gestes quand on est six milliards a les faire.

Ne le dis à personne

le 21/10/2006 à 12h10

|x o x|x o x|x o x|x o x|x o x|x o x|x o x|

 

Ne Le Dis A Personne…

 

|x o x|x o x|x o x|x o x|x o x|x o x|x o x|

 

 Réaliser par Guillaume Canet… Aahh **soupir de bonheur**

Inspiré du roman de Harlan Coben [^^]

Everywhere

le 08/10/2006 à 20h32

Alors voila. Aujourd’hui la pub est PARTOUT ! On parlais de ça avec ma Méli hier donc je me suis dit : Parlons-en ! Mais je vous vois tout de suite monter sur vos grands chevaux, je vous arrête tout de suite ! Ça ne sera pas un article de débat ni rien parce que là maintenant tout de suite, je n’ai pas envie de m’embarquer dans mes discours et mes rhétoriques. Je suis calme et posée, je compte bien le rester ! Je voulais juste vous signaler que le nouveau Sun 5en1 Extra Power est désormais disponible dans en grande surface (ou petite en fait, ça marche aussi). Cinq en un ! Impressionnant tous les progrès qu’on arrive à faire ! Quand on en sera a 25 (c'est-à-dire dans une décennie a peine), il faudra des rouleaux entiers pour expliquer toutes les super nouveautés 

1.      Détergent

2.      Liquide de rinçage. Evite les gouttes et les traces lors du séchag

3.      Fonction sel. Prévient la formation de dépôt et de calcaire

4.      Sachet hydrosoluble Unique. Il vous suffit de placer la tablette dans le bac de dosage. Pratique, hygiénique et écologique.

5.      Nouveau Extra Power. Fini de frotter et de prérincer votre vaisselle. Sun Extra Power élimine les résidus de nourriture sans aucune difficulté supplémentaire. Facilité maximale pour un résultat parfait

Voila pour la partie de la nouveauté sensationnelle. Courrez tous a vos caddie l’acheter ! Suite en dessous …

Kandoo

le 08/10/2006 à 20h31

Passons maintenant à la nouvelle pub Kandoo. Tout le monde sait qu’avec Kandoo c’est moi qui fait tout : on apprend a devenir le roi de la salle de bain et à acquérir de bonne habitudes d’hygiène ! Et bien maintenant le CD Kandoo vous est offert dans les offres promotionnelles du même nom ! En voici Les Paroles ! Lisez tout, ça vaut vraiment le détour !

Et c’est là que vous me direz « Met ça me dit quelque chose ! » C’est parce que c’est la musique inspirée de la célèbre chanson tenez vous bien « le Titou » diffusée sur TF1 ! Et bien sur, en bonne fifille que je suis, je vous ai retrouvé les paroles et le clip assorti ! C’est y pas beau tout ça ! Ça parait con comme ça mais après multiples visionnages, je me suis surprise en train de fredonner l’air T_T ! Et encore un grand merci à tous les responsables en marketing, vous faites un si beau  métier !

 

Artiste: Titou Le Lapinou

 Chanson: Le Titou

 

 La la la...

 

 J'étais dans mon terrier

 Fin près pour le midi

 Les carottes bien rapées

 Les oreilles en épi

 

 Quand foix de lapinou

 Soudain j'ai entendu

 Un petit garçon tout doux qui criait : ''je suis pardu''

 

 Touche ma patte de lapin

 J'lui dit meme si ca cloche

 Elle porte chance aux copains

 C'est au poil et fastoche

 

 Moi j'ai un truc magique

 Quand sa va pas du tout

 Bien sur fo d'la musique

 Mais q'ca reste entre nous

 

C'est titou...

 

 Refrain :  

 Fais un bond en arrière

 Puis deux bonds en avant

 Regarde ton partenaire

 Dans les yeux gentiment

 

 Pince lui les deux joues

 Embrasse le dans chaque coin

 Et fait lui un titou

 C'est tout pour maintenant

 

 Fais un bond en arrière

 Puis deux bonds en avant

 Regarde ton partenaire

 Dans les yeux gentiment

 

 Parole de lapinou

 D’Paris à Tombouctou

 Qui est ce qui guerit tout?

 C'est titou

 

 Quand je suis n'importe ou

 Mes parents viennent me dire

 Comment tu fais titou ?

 Pour avoir le sourire

 

 J'vous avoue mon secret

 Bientôt vous en serez fous

 Mais surtout s'il vous plait

 Que ça reste entre nous

 

C'est titou...

 

Refrain

 

 Si t'as des bosses

 Si t'as des larmes

 Fais donc au moins ces minces larmes (?)

 Car le titou au fil des jours

 Guérit de tout son bel amour

 

 Instrumental

 

 Refrain

 

 En arrière...

 En avant...

 

 Embrasse le dans chaque coin

 C'est tout pour maintenant

 

 Fais un bond en arrière

 Puis deux bonds en avant

 Regarde ton partenaire

 Dans les yeux gentiment


 Pince lui les deux joues

 D’Paris à Tombouctou

 Et fais lui un titou

 C'est titou


 En arrière...

 En avant...

LE sujet capital

le 08/10/2006 à 18h16

Petit article qui parle encore et toujours de bouffe ! Ce qu'on mange avec goût se digère aisément ! Ma faiblesse du jour ? Les champignons !

Mmmmmm ch’est chi boooonn!!

Les champignons sortent avec leur petit parapluie trop tard ! Et font notre bonheur !
Niveau citation ça fuse, n’est ce pas ?

En voici une à la portée de tout le monde :

A l'automne les arbres font des stripteases pour faire pousser les champignons.

Une sur la manger (Je dis ce que je veux, quand je veux … Eh 2B2, tu connais le verbe Pariter ? Du quatrième groupe bien sur ! Je paritus, Tu paritois, Il parite…) que je trouve forte intéressante : 

Celui-là a eu du courage, qui a été le premier à manger une huître. Jonathan Swift

 

Nom masculin

 

(Ancien français champegnuel, du latin populaire *campaniolus, qui vit dans les champs)

 

  • Plante aux tissus peu différenciés, sans chlorophylle, formés de réseaux de filaments, et qui se reproduit à l'aide de spores, portées en général par un carpophore.  
  • Ce carpophore seul.  
  • Nom usuel du mérule.
  • Champignon microscopique susceptible de provoquer chez l'homme de nombreuses affections parasitaires de la peau et des viscères, appelées mycoses.
  • Familier. Pédale d'accélérateur -- Appuyer sur le champignon.

     

Champignon atomique: nuage qui se produit après une explosion atomique.

Champignon hallucinogène: champignon (psilocybe, amanite tue-mouches) dont l'ingestion peut provoquer des illusions psychosensorielles, voire des hallucinations.

Champignon imparfait: synonyme de deutéromycète.

Pousser comme un champignon: grandir très vite.

Subilmissimes mangas

le 08/10/2006 à 13h29

 

Le Tombeau des Lucioles

De Isao Takahata

 

Japon, été 1945. Après le bombardement de Kobé, Seita, un adolescent de quatorze ans et sa petite soeur de quatre ans, Setsuko, orphelins, vont s'installer chez leur tante à quelques dizaines de kilomètres de chez eux. Celle-ci leur fait comprendre qu'ils sont une gêne pour la famille et doivent mériter leur riz quotidien. Seita décide de partir avec sa petite soeur. Ils se réfugient dans un bunker désaffecté en pleine campagne et vivent des jours heureux illuminés par la présence de milliers de lucioles. Mais bientôt la nourriture commence cruellement à manquer.



 

Nausicaä de la vallée du vent

De Hayao Miyazaki

 

Sur une Terre ravagée par la folie des hommes durant les sept jours de feu, une poignée d'humains a survécu. Menacée par une forêt toxique qui ne cesse de prendre de l'ampleur, cette poignée de survivants attend le salut de la princesse Nausicaä, capable de communiquer avec tous les êtres vivants.


Le Château dans le ciel

De Hayao Miyazaki

 

Retenue prisonnière par des pirates dans un dirigeable, la jeune Sheeta saute dans le vide en tentant de leur échapper. Elle est sauvée in extremis par Pazu, un jeune pilote d'avion travaillant dans une cité minière. Les pirates leur donnent la chasse.

Au terme d'une course-poursuite effrénée, Sheeta se confie à Pazu, lui avouant qu'elle est la descendante des souverains de Laputa, la cité mythique située dans les airs. Elle est par conséquent la seule détentrice du secret de Laputa que le chef des armées, le cruel Muska, cherche à percer.

 

 

Le Château amulant

De Hayao Miyazaki

 

La jeune Sophie, âgée de 18 ans, travaille sans relâche dans la boutique de chapelier que tenait son père avant de mourir. Lors de l'une de ses rares sorties en ville, elle fait la connaissance de Hauru le Magicien. Celui-ci est extrêmement séduisant, mais n'a pas beaucoup de caractère... Se méprenant sur leur relation, une sorcière jette un épouvantable sort sur Sophie et la transforme en vieille femme de 90 ans.

Accablée, Sophie s'enfuit et erre dans les terres désolées. Par hasard, elle pénètre dans le Château Ambulant de Hauru et, cachant sa véritable identité, s'y fait engager comme femme de ménage. Cette " vieille dame " aussi mystérieuse que dynamique va bientôt redonner une nouvelle vie à l'ancienne demeure. Plus énergique que jamais, Sophie accomplit des miracles. Quel fabuleux destin l'attend ? Et si son histoire avec Hauru n'en était qu'à son véritable commencement ?

Plonge avec moi

le 01/10/2006 à 21h24

J£ n£ p£ux m£ plong£r dans l£ bl£u d£ t£s y£ux,


Sans craindr£ d£ m£ noy£r.


 

Oh la ça fait trop longtemps que j'ai pas rajouté d'articles. Une semaine sans Internet paraît étrangement plus longue ! C'est un phénomène temporel a examiner de plus près ça !

 

Hier, petit ciné avec Force Obscur pour aller voir Nausicaä de la vallée du vent. On arrive en retard, retardé (légende légendaire) par le chutage (du verbe chuter) puis le nettoiement (du verbe du même nom) d'une bouteille de vinaigre a cause de moi même !

Au guichet, la guichtieuse :

- Vous avez quel age ?

- Moins de 17 ans.

- Vous avez une carte d'identité ?

- Non mais on a quinze ans

- Votre année de naissance.

- 1991.

- Et vous avez moins de 17 ans ?

- Oui j'aurais 16 ans en janvier.

- A bah vous avez moins de 17 alors !

T_T ...

Le film ? Génialissime !

 

Aujourd'hui, reprenage (du verbe reprendre) des cours de danse. Enfin, comme j’avais pas mon certificat médical j'ai pas pu en faire ! :( ! Mais bon, on ne m'arrête pas comme ça ! ... Tradition du célèbre 10, 9, 8,7,... aux abdos avec ma Gee ! Ensuite rentrage (du verbe rentrer pour ce qui n'ont toujours pas pigé mes petits cours de conjugaison) chez moi dans la rue au CUL du poules (si si) où je vous mes voisins d'environ 10 ans et modèle 1m20.

Je cite :

Garçon 1 : Lola et Chloé elles sont amoureuses de toi !

Garçon 2 : Même pas vrai ! Et ta mère en slip !

Le véritable ! La jeunesse d'aujourd'hui n'est plus ce qu'elle était ! Dans tous mes souvenirs lointain, je n'ai jamais, ô grand jamais utilisé un tel langage ! Où sont passés les bons vieux caleçons moulants ? Les robes a fleurs ? Je vous l'accorde, j'aurais été quelque peu étonné de voir un gars habillé en rose... Mardi encore, je fus spectatrice de cette débandade, cette anarchie ! La délinquante Emeline n'a pas entendu son réveil et est arrivé une heure en retard ! Au cachot misérable !

 

Pour le côté "On en a rien à carrer", mon chat a vomi pile devant mon lit. Qu'il est gentil de me faire offrande des aliments SUSPECT (clin d'oeil à Marion) de son estomac ! Voila voila.

Ah pour finir en beauté, je vais vous faire part de mon nouveau sobriquet (dédicace a Ivanov surnommé le Rasoir... cherchez pas a comprendre) Clocliclo ! Et accessoirement Boule de Gomme comme dirait Petite Pomme de Pain ! Tout le monde, je vous aime. Sauf vous sales microbes ! (Grrrr Fraise des bois c’est ta faute !) J’aibe pas être balade.

 

Et ce vert là, il est comment ?

Raleurs?

le 17/09/2006 à 11h54

Notre M.o.n.d.e

le 16/09/2006 à 12h43

Explication. En français, on va étudier le XXeme siècle. La prof nous a demandé de dire tous les mots que nous évoquait ce siècle. J'aimais bien le principe alors voila le résulta

t. En italique, ce sont mes mots trouvés. J'attends des suggestions !

 

Algérie

Apartheid

Baby Boum

Chômage

Conquêtes spatiales

Cinéma

Croissance

Crise

Décolonisation

De Gaulle

Démocratie

Développement

Droit de vote des femmes

Europe

Evolution

Famines

Fast food

Football

Front Populaire

Génocide

Guerres

Hippies

Hiroshima/Nagasaki

Inde

Industrialisation

Irak

Littérature

Loisir

Modernité

Mondialisation

Musique

Naissance

Nazisme

ONU

Pétrole

Pollution

Progrès médical

Racisme

Réchauffement climatique

Romantisme

Star

SIDA

Société de consommation

Solidarité envers les pauvres

Tchernobyl

Technologie

Terrorisme

35 heures

Ma petite vie

le 14/09/2006 à 21h00

C'est le drame. Assise devant mon bureau, mon stylo à la main. J'écris ? Et ba non ! Trouve pas l'inspiration pour la rédac de français ! Il faut raconter l'histoire d'un russe qui est contre la révolution rouge des années 1917... Ça ne me parle pas trop ! Rooooh ! Comble du malheur, j'ai une douleur post-andurantique a ma cheville (c'est sur c'est pas à celle du voisin [je l'ai placé, enfin !]), elle a doublé de volume ! En plus c'est la même jambe que lorsque je me suis rétamé pendant notre match de foot improvisé Blondes (Julie et me) VS Brunes (Eve et Emeline). Maintenant je marche en claudiquant ! Appelez moi Patte Folle ! Encore en plus en plus (je suis très très malheureuse je sais) on m'a égoïstement privé d'Atchoum ! Vous avez profité d'un moment d'inattention et de faiblesse pour le dire ! Grrr ! Demain deux heures de cours avec Villar ! Prévoyez 33 tombes ! Mais heureusement, finie a 16h et suis en WEEK END ! Ah ah ah ! Je suis vraiment désolée pour certaines qui bossent le samedi ! Je compatie ! Je penserais a vous, confortablement logée sous ma couette ! Et n’oubliez pas de voter pour moi au présidentielle de l'univers, SVP. Il pleut. Brillante observation je sais. N'empêche qu'il pleut beaucoup... et du coup je suis mouillée. Je n’aime pas être mouillée. Et vous, vous aimez être mouillez ? A au fait, plus de 1000 visites en trois jours... déconne un peu tout ça ! Very gutten noche. J’aime beaucoup ce vert. Et-il vert bouteille ou vert de gris ? (Petit flash back BFizeur)

 


Lost

le 09/09/2006 à 13h09



Extrait de la saison 2 de Lost, épisode 20 « 2 pour la route » en anglais par contre.


SPOILER


è Lien ç

 


Mmm gastronomie je t'aimmmeeuuu

le 05/09/2006 à 21h11

Article qui ne sert strictement a rien !

 

Voila alors attachez-vous bien je vais vous faire LA révélation de l'année.

 Ce Week end, j'ai englouti des tonnes et des tonnes de fromages, salamis, bacons, patates ou cornichons ! Les joies de la raclette ! :P ! Je tenais à dire que j'étais happy ! Bon sinon je ne vais pas beaucoup actualiser mon blog avant un petit moment ! Mais j'ai des tas de trucs a blablater alors je vais essayer de me débrouiller !

A article inutile, commentaires inutiles donc j'attends toutes les remarques, du nombres de chaussures que vous possédez au deuxième prénom du votre cousin germain ! Voir les deux !

 

Open Mind !

Cet article et celui d'en dessous, j'ai oublié de les poster depuis une semaine.


 


It's rainnig men

le 01/09/2006 à 14h32

People ask me why
I never find a place to stop
And settle down, down, down
But I never wanted all those things
People need to justify
Their lives, lives, lives

You see you were
Born, born, born to be alive
(Born to be alive)
You see you were
Born, born, born
(Born to be alive)
It's good to be alive
To be alive
To be alive

It's good to be alive
To be alive
To be alive

 

Maitres Zen

le 31/08/2006 à 11h02

Après-midi, avec, j’vous le donne en mille (le français et ses expression, j’adore !) George ! Activités prévue : Soin de la peau ! Hey, hey ! On met un CD d’ambiance, on allume de l’encens et un seul mot d’ordre : RELAXATION ! 100% naturel ! On commence avec un masque pour les cheveux Bananes et Œuf ! On enroule le tout de cellophane et on a l’air con mais alors vraiment très con ! On enchaîne avec un masque délicieusement préparé par mes soins : Poire Chocolat ! On fait chauffé et Mmmmm on le bouffe ! En même temps pour bichonner nos petites mimines et nos ongles : Huile d’olive et Citron ! Et on se détend sur « Berceuse pour les bébés phoques » XD ! Then, un gommage au Dentifrice Sel, il y a rien de tel pour se rafraîchir ! Et pour finir, on termine avec masque à la Tomate et Huile d’olive, censé être contre l’acné ! Le truc c’était de la soupe, mais bon, on a bien rigolé ! Voili voilou !


Astéroïde B 612

le 29/08/2006 à 23h58

« Bonjour, dit le petit prince.

- Bonjour », dit le marchand.
C’était le marchand de pilules perfectionnées qui apaisent la soif. On en avale une par semaine et l’on n’éprouve plus besoin de boire.
« Pourquoi vends-tu ça ? dit le petit pince.
- C’est une grosse économie de temps, dit le marchand. Les experts ont fait des calculs. On épargne cinquante-trois minutes par semaine.
- Et que fait-on de ces cinquante-trois minutes ?
- On en fait ce que l’on veut… »
« Moi, se dit le petit prince, si j’avais cinquante-trois minutes à dépenser, je marcherais tout doucement vers une fontaine…»

* Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. *

Grey's Anatomy

le 29/08/2006 à 00h41

Meredith Grey, fille d'un chirurgien très réputé, commence son internat de première année en médecine chirurgicale dans un hôpital de Seattle. La jeune femme s'efforce de maintenir de bonnes relations avec ses camarades internes, mais dans ce métier difficile la compétition fait rage. Allocine

Vent frais

le 28/08/2006 à 21h05

L'amour-propre est un ballon gonflé de vent

Dont il sort des tempêtes

Quand on y fait une piqûre.

 

Vent Frais

Vent du matin

Vent qui souffle au sommet des grands pins

Joie du vent qui souffle

Allons dans le grand…

 

Vent Frais

Vent du matin

Vent qui souffle au sommet des grands pins

Joie du vent qui souffle

Allons dans le grand…

Saw III

le 28/08/2006 à 20h00

Alors Ivan, Prêt pour le re-re-frisson du troisième volet ?

[J’ai une légère toux qui me vient]

 

Le doctor Lynn Denlon se fait kidnapper et est abandonnée dans un entrepôt. Là-bas, elle aura l'heureuse chance de rencontrer "Jigsaw" entrain d'agoniser. Elle devra le maintenir en vie en attendant Jeff, une autre victime de Jig. Ainsi, Lynn et Jeff essayeront de lutter contre le temps pour éviter la mort de leur bourreau, ne sachant évidemment pas que celui-ci leur a préparé quelque chose de beaucoup plus "grand"...

 

Site officiel

(Bande-annonce)

First Bowling de notre vie

le 28/08/2006 à 19h24

Compte rendu :  

 

On (= Maëlle, Marion, Emeline et moi même) arrive en bus au Parc Grandmont et on se tape 20 minutes de marche sous la pluie ! Wahou ! Ça c'est pour le côté dramatique (ça fait classe moi personnellement je trouve, en ce qui concerne ma personne). Chacun prend ses chaussures (Et quelles shoes ! T'as pas l'air con avec ça aux pieds, surtout quand je demande 42 et qu'on me donne du 39 !)

On avait l'allée 10. Ça porte bonheur ! Si si ! Les dix doigts de la mains, les dix orteils du pieds (A ne pas confondre avec les doigts des pieds et les orteils des mains comme le croyait Tête de Luc), les dix commencements, les dix fruits et légumes fruits par jour et enfin les dix minutes de rire quotidien !

La gagnante de la partie : MARION ! Standing ovation !

Suivie de près par Emeline (2nde) et moi (3eme) et encore après après loin loin loin en dernier, on retrouve Maëlle (mais bon, on te décerne la place de la meilleure Pas Mauvaise Perdante, bravo à toi). Au total : 250 points à nous quatre, c'est impressionnant n'est ce pas ! Plus une douzaine de gouttières ; quatre, cinq straque et LE coup de la mort : le jetées de boule en arrière dans les décors par moi même ! Hey hey trop forte la fille ! Dans le noir c’est génial !

Apres, petit hamburger collectif et ouvration de cadeaux d'anniv d'Ivan.

Et pour finir, come back sous la flotte pour changer !

 

Ha la la, Que D'éMotioNs !

 


Satisfait mon cher ?

le 28/08/2006 à 19h12

Le vent se lève

le 27/08/2006 à 22h58

Le vent se lève

 

De Ken Loach

 

Irlande, 1920. Des paysans s'unissent pour former une armée de volontaires contre les redoutables Black and Tans, troupes anglaises envoyées par bateaux entiers pour mater les velléités d'indépendance du peuple irlandais.

Par sens du devoir et amour de son pays, Damien abandonne sa jeune carrière de médecin et rejoint son frère Teddy dans le dangereux combat pour la liberté...

 

Le thème : affreux. En même temps, les guerres civiles... Film très réaliste. Deux mots pour la photo : sans pitié. Snif. Oups, little spoiler !

  

Photo : Damien et Teddy

Le secret de Brokeback Mountain

le 24/08/2006 à 13h29

De Ang Lee

 

Avec Heath Ledger et Jake Gyllenhaal

 

Est-il vraiment utile que j'écrive ce que j'en pense ? Magnifique ça suffit largement. Apres le reste, c'est un secret !

 

Eté 1963, Wyoming.
Deux jeunes cow-boys, Jack et Ennis, sont engagés pour garder ensemble un troupeau de moutons à Brokeback Mountain.
Isolés au milieu d'une nature sauvage, leur complicité se transforme lentement en une attirance aussi irrésistible qu'inattendue.
A la fin de la saison de transhumance, les deux hommes doivent se séparer.
Ennis se marie avec sa fiancée, Alma, tandis que Jack épouse Lureen.
Quand ils se revoient quatre ans plus tard, un seul regard suffit pour raviver l'amour né à Brokeback Mountain.

 

Site officiel

Ô technologie salvatrice !

le 24/08/2006 à 13h00

Conversation sur MSN entre deux gogols aliénés.


Elen sila lumenni omentielvo* (Moi, the winner): Je comprends que dal

Tout ça me semble bien complexe (Maelle, the loser): Bien vu

L : Pardon ça me fait pensé a lardon ce qui n’avé aucun rapport avec pardon ( : /

L : Ah ouais!!!

W : Quoi?

L : C’est normal t’es stupide

W : C'était très recherché ça !

W : Ya que venant de moi que ça rend bien

L : ????

W : Hum

L : Petite erreur dans ta frase

L : C’est pas grave t’inquiète pas

W : Pfff pathétique

L : Ta mi un m au lieu d’un t

W : Au risque de me répéter c'est PATHETIQUE !

W : Je vois qu'en grandissant (oups pardon) qu'en vieillissant plutôt (XD) tu ne deviens pas plus intelligente

W : C'est bien triste

L : Oui tu a bien raison cette erreur é pathétique mais t’inquiète tu fera mieux la prochaine foi!

L : PLÉONASME CHLoé!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Ça c’est pour te rappelé quelqu’un que tu m bien)

W : Miroir : tout ce que tu dis je te le renvois ! HA

L : Prout prout

L : Contre attaque : ton attaque miroir a été contrée!!

W : Ca existe même pas ça les contre attaques !

L : Si mais t’es trop stupide pour le savoir

W : Contre contre attaque si tu veux jouer a ça

L : Prout ta disparu

W : Contre prout ! C’est toi qui disparais ! Clef magique qui t'enferme pour toujours 

L : Nananana moi je lance la contrecontrecontre attaque et ya pas plus fort

W : Fais gaffe ! Fais bien gaffe a toi ou j'appelle les petite fées verte de la foret ! Et pi ptete même les bleus !

L : Heu...baguette magique!!Je réapparais é je deviens  Gandalfinette la blache

W : La blache ? Et tu crois que ça me fait peur ? 

W : EXPELIARMUS ! Plus de baguette !

L : Et tu peu même emmener les fées rouges comme ça on fera les bleu blanc rouge et donc on sera contre toi

L : La blanche couillone**

W : C'est pas de ma faute si tu sais par écrire COUILLONE 

L : Heu

W : A JE T'AI EU ! La terre du milieu est a MOI !!

L : Prout

W : ?

W : Accio prout ! Ça y est tu peux plus en faire !

L : Prout qui sort de la bouche

W : Et c'est sensé faire... ?

L : Oh ! Ton adversaire empeste la salle tin tin tin tin tu a perdu

L : Hahahahahaha

W : Masques a pet qui pu de la bouche ! 

W : Admet ta défaite, tu ne peux rien contre ma personne

W : Tu ne sais que dire misérable excrément de la terre

L : Je ne peux rien contre ta proutonne tu veux dire

L : ET toi tu pus du luc!!!Baaaah tu as raison j’étouffe!

L : Bon j v le prout

W : Omani pemeloum omani pemeloum omani pemeloum omani pemeloum***


* : «Une étoile brille sur l'heure de notre rencontre » c’est une phrase elfique du Seigneur des Anneaux.

 

** : J’ai copié le texte sur Microsoft Word pour corriger quelques fautes. A « couillone » il me suggère « couillette ». Voila je trouve ça joli comme mot. Si j’ai une fille, je l’appellerais comme ça. Si c’est un garçon, ce sera Dissolvant. Pour des jumeaux, le plus con des deux il se nommera Sot et l’autre Périlleux. Le problème c’est comment savoir lequel est le plus con ? Et si c’est des jumelles, la plus moche se sera Verrue et la deuxième Plantaire. Et enfin, envisageons toutes les possibilités, mes quadruplés : Bis, Carabisse, Carabosse et Soldat !

 

*** : C’est sensé être une chanson tibétaine mais faudrait peut être vérifier l’orthographe !

Coup de poignard dans le dos !

le 23/08/2006 à 21h47

Sur le blog de Marion :

 

« petite foto d'eme, loé et moi a Tours (eh oui, encore!) encore une journée pleine de rire, de bonne humeur et de glaces!!!! mmmmm! les filles je vs fé plin de bisous! je vs m tré tré tré for!!

 

A Bershka!

 

moi chuchotant à emeline: -"j'aime pa trop berska, c pr les pétasses!!!"

emeline:-"moi nn plus!"hihihi

chloé:-"pfff, jmabille là"

moi:-"oué! de tte façon on n'm pa tn style chloé!!!"

enfin tt ça cété pr rire pq'on t'm ma loé!bisous »

Et je mets ça des Mes amies et moi ? Dans peu de temps il y aura une rubrique Ennemies laches et sans coeur ! A ce malheur, je ne repondrais que ceci:

Trahison

Disgrâce

L'esprit du mal est marqué sur sa face

Trahison

Disgrâce
Il n'est que nuisance depuis sa naissance

Et encore joyeux anniversaire a ma bf que j'aime (ELLE !)

Ce rouge, c’est celui de la colère !Je pardonnerai celle qui m'écrira le plus long coms ! Quant a l'autre misérable...

Et sur la photo, on voit bien que vous comploter derrière moi ! De toute façon j'ai le numéro d'un tueur a gage qui saura s'occuper du cas de la misérable en question !

A prendre au second degré, cela va de soi. (C'est le Démon qui me pousse à écrire ça !) Je vous ... (je suis possédée par Satan !!!!) ... ai...aime ! Trop tard c'est écrit !

Je lève mon verre à ma BF !

le 23/08/2006 à 21h13

Aujourd'hui, c'est un jour ordinaire :

Il ne fait pas beau, mes parents m'exploitent et mon ordi ronronne. Comme d'hab.

Sauf que, Today is gonna be the day (Wonderwall) of Moêlle's 15.

Quinze ans de conneries, de stupidité et quinze année de puérilité (ça s'invente pas).

Mais malgré tous ses défauts (et elle en a, croyez moi [Mamzelle a peur que l'électricité statique mette le feu ! Vous auriez du la voir me supplier « Non Chloé (Hey c’est moi !) arrête, je vais brûler ! Ca va mettre du noir sur mes vêtements ! » Pathétique !] Trêve de digressions) on l'aime quand même!

Peut être qu'au bout de quinze printemps, elle arrive mieux à imiter le crachat du chat ?

J'me comprends.

Bon Anniversaire, mon bichon.

J't'aime fort coooooooOOOOooooooome ça !